My father is a monkey. My son is a monkey. My ex husband is a monkey. My newest love is a monkey. I can't escape them, so I have decided to join them.
While Sebe and I were at Half Price books yesterday looking for a manual for my "new" '74 VW beetle, we found a plethora of flip monkeys adorning a corner of the children's books section. That's when I found Jean-Eude... the most peculiar flip monkey I had ever met. He was special.
He wasn't a fuzzy brown, or a bright shade o' red, nor did he contain a device within his bowels that made him screech or squeak (which is always a bonus). He was smooth and fleshy with white hair from the top of his head to his chinny chin-chin. He was practically human.
I have taken to collecting monkeys to give to my boyfriend in France, and since Sebastian wasn't at all interested in this little bugger, this purchase was going to be a romantic gesture. Because of this, I had to make Jean-Eude even MORE unique, set him apart from all the other flip monkeys I've ever met, so it came down to a serious and bold move. I HAD to operate.
Now, I SHOULD be working on something like... patterns, or cleaning the rest of my house, or studying, but with A.D.D., it's difficult not to get side-tracked by activities that promise a spankin' good time.
This is what he looked like before his transformation.. Observe the beady- but cute- eyes. I wanted him to take after my Frenchie, so they had to change. Now his peepers are big and beautiful... the color of Neptune.
Jean-Eude was very pleased with this improvement, and told me how much easier it was for him to surf the web with eyes like Florent's...
But that's not all folks... After a long and arduous operation filled with blood, sweat and tears, I am proud to introduce to you the new and improved monkey man, Jean-Eude the full time LOVE MACHINE!!!
Oh yes, ladies... it's true and he AIN'T afraid to show it.
*Penile operation performed by a professional crafter, DO NOT try this at home...*
"Mesdames, voudriez vous MA SAUCISSE?"